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Total Medals Earned: 269 (From 56 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,955 Points

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Nothing To Hide

Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/195 points)

BE SOMEBODY 5 Points

Run away, and begin your escape.

Self Surveillance 10 Points

Complete the "Moving iEye" levels

Support & Share 5 Points

Support us, or share this satire of social media on social media.

Slidewalking 25 Points

Complete the "Slidewalk" levels

An Act of Activation 50 Points

Complete the "Activating iEye" levels

BE NOBODY 100 Points

Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!

Pound the Puss

Medals Earned: 7/12 (200/250 points)

Puss Pounder 5 Points

Complete the tutorial

Curiosity Killed the Puss 10 Points

Try to go back into your mom's room right away

Pricy Puss 25 Points

Collect $1.01

Pound Around 100 Points

Beat the game

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Du Fromage? 10 Points

Ask for a hint about the omelette

Lightspeed Puss 10 Points

Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other

What a Drag 10 Points

Learn a thing or two about stereotypes

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Quest for Éclair

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Game Completed 10 Points

Complete the game

Reincarnation: BB

Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)

Making the Bayou Bloody 25 Points

Beat the game.

Reincarnation: AHH

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Feed the Bears 10 Points

Send the reincarny back to hell!

Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 27/32 (360/500 points)

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

Revenge of dog

Medals Earned: 8/9 (75/85 points)

China 5 Points

Find another country.

Savage instinct 5 Points

Are you not hungry ?

Hero 10 Points

Save your master.

Revenge 10 Points

Find the revenge ending.

Sheep 10 Points

Find new friends.

Herdsman 25 Points

Find a new Family.

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Ridiculous Text Adventures

Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)

How stupid are you? 5 Points

Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.

Suicide 5 Points

You monster.

That was smart 5 Points

What you should have done is really obvious.

Your pants are on fire 5 Points

Liar, liar...you get where this is going.

AI never gives up 25 Points

You found a stalker!

Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner 25 Points

Good luck with your new career.

You are a murderer 25 Points

Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.

Nailed the interview 50 Points

You're going to be such a good zookeeper.

You are the chair 50 Points

And you should be damn proud.

The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game 100 Points

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You made a deal! 100 Points

I hope you chose the money.

Shop Empire Fable

Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/480 points)

contractor 5 Points

Build your first booth

crowded 5 Points

Visited by 75 visitors

nice team 10 Points

Hire all kind of staff

rich man 10 Points

Have 500.000 G

jackpot 25 Points

Earn 20.000 G profit in a day

lucky day 25 Points

Earn 10.000 G profit in a day

mega defense 25 Points

Catch total 500 thieves and saboteur cumulative

millionaire 25 Points

Have 1.000.000 G

ultra defense 25 Points

Catch total 100 thieves and saboteur cumulative

ultra famous 25 Points

Popularity reach 50%

favorited 50 Points

Visited by All Special Visitor

mega famous 50 Points

Popularity reach 100%

mega combo 100 Points

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Sick Day

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

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